buyer's remorse

 WELL, everyone likes to spend money on something expensive every now and then. One time I was just riding my skateboard around my church. Then I got tired and went to the store. Then i saw this guy selling Those little things that grow like a feet long. He was selling those for a dollar and was also selling YU-GI-OH cards. I Brought those 4 of those little things that grow and 28 dollars worth Yu-Gi-Oh cards. When I went home, I realized the cards were fake. I was real pissed. I brought 3 god  cards for 28. Well, then I remembered that the real god cards are worth 

a lot more than 28 bucks.

transformed pt 2

 NO, NNOOOOOO!! I still can't control myself. bugs are every where and I'm getting very fat eating so many bugs. I try to stay away from them and starve myself to death but I CAN'T. I can't control my self when I see a bug. I end up devouring it instantly. The only time I can Control my self is in the day. The bug form of me is sleeping during that time. When I continue my attempt to kill myself, i just end up jumping off with a giant peace of web. This isn't easy at all. After a couple of days, I'm greeted by female spider of my kind. She is also human. Well, was human like me. She explained to me this is a temporarily  transformation that has happens to every member of the Verrazzo family. This transformation occurs every 15 years. "You have to remain in that form for 2 months." I felt a surge of pure joy. Then my face dropped. I have a month and a half left. "don't get to excited Mas." If you want to get out of this spider form, you must kill a human being within your remaining time of your 2 months." "What!!!??" " NO WAY. NO ******* WAY!!!" 

well, I was glad that I'm not the only one like this. SPLAT!! 'AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH." I just got stepped on. Well, that's the end of me.

5 senses, minus 1

I would probably give up my sense of smell. It would be the EASIEST sense to give up. Losing any other senses would be disastrous. giving it up would not be so hard cause smelling is something in life you won't really need. You won't have to smell the smell of dumps and nasty smells. The bad part, you can't smell pizzas, chicken, and tasty smells. If you were blind, you get hit by a train. if you are deaf, you get hit by a fire truck, or ambulance. If you can't touch, and you get burned.

If you can't taste, you can't enjoy good foods like pizzas. You also can't tell if you smell bad or if you're walking right were a stink bomb is or what. You probably won't even notice if smoke was rising and everyone was running.