Nasty concotion

The most nastiest food combination I ever made was milk,raw chicken and and and mashed smelly rotton eggs. Then I would feed it to my sister my little food combo. As soon as my sister falls asleep, I would take a handful of my little combination an  into my sister's mouth and run to my room as fast as I can. I was pretending to wacth T.V. I would wait for her to laugh and silently laugh my head off. Well, at least I tried to laugh quietly. I soon as started screaming in laughter, my sister barged in my room and started coughing and crying and screaming. She tried to hit me but I pushed he out the room and slammed it. I was laughing so I couldn't really tell what I was fully doing. I slammed the door on her finger by accident. She started screaming her butt and slammed the door of my room open she started crying and hitting me. She took and handful of my combo and tried to shove it down my mouth. I stopped laughing instantly. I pushed her of with with more force than I intended to use. She flew back and hit the doorknob on my door. She tried to come in. This time I slammed the door and held it till she left.